Cornell's history can be traced through the sketches of The Skits
Well, maybe that's overstating it. But we've made a whole lot of sketches (some of them good!) through out the years. Here are the shows we can remember.
SPRING 2019: The skits present: Any person, any study, five dollars.
This show featured sketches like:
FALL 2018: The skits present: From rags to slightly nicer rags
From Rags to Slightly Nicer Rags included these great sketches:
spring 2018: the skits present: HAGS
HAGS included these sketches:
also spring 2018: the skits present: Shouldn’t we have graduated by now
The alumni show! Featuring sketches written over the past 30 years of the Skits, performed by all of our alumni. These included:
fall 2017: the skits present: family dinner
Family dinner included these sketches:
spring 2017: the Skits present… Ineffective camouflage
Ineffective Camouflage features favorites such as:
fall 2016: the skits present… come back to bed
Come Back To Bed featured sketches including:
spring 2016: skits v. cornell
This show featured sketches such as:
Fall 2015: The Skits Present: Key Lime Lie
Less sad, but more silly. We had sketches about 16th century girl talk, lazy disciples of Jesus Christ, Nancy Drew's personal demons, and Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Spring 2015: The Skits-O-Phrenics Make It To Nationals!
Our first show of 2015 was our saddest in a while. Maybe something was in the air, but we had sketches about guns in schools, teacher immolation, self-burial, leaving Neil Armstrong on the moon, and confusing a baby with a basketball. Shit got dark.
Fall 2014: Lunch Break
Lunch Break was pretty zany. God, these descriptions are hard. Cause how do I know if it was more or less zany? I'm just a current Skit, not some omniscient narrator. I need to fill this with text, so fuck it, this was Skits most zany show. Done.
Spring 2014: The Skits-O-Phrenics Really Messed Up This Time!
Contained such hits as:
"Jesus's Brother Derrick"
Winter 2014: Ivy League Comedy Festival
Included such hits as:
"Son of Schwarzenegger"
Fall 2013: Picture Day
Containing such hits as
"Ben And Jerry"
Spring 2013: The Skits-O-Phrenics Turn 100!
At our 20th anniversary, we had one of those reunion-y shows. We're already looking forward to our 25th reunion show in 2018! That is, if there's even still a world to perform for... oh god... all the signs I should have seen...