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The 2024-2025 Skits
Lucy jones (‘26)
President
Lucy has committed crimes such as mischief and arson.
Watch Lucy hate women in GrammarShe.
viv yellen (‘27)
treasurer
Viv is NOT related to Janet Yellen, please don’t ask.
Watch Viv fuck up CPR in Emergency Contact Situationship.
Eli Goodwin (‘25)
This is Eli. He really likes this hat. Please compliment him on it because his mom won’t :(
Zach Bershad (‘27)
Zach only joined the skits to diversify his skill set for IB recruitment.
Sophie Basner (‘28)
Sophie hears laurel and not yanny. Doesn’t mind being cast as ‘hot girl’.
Rory Paltridge (‘26)
vice president
Rory is definitely NOT 4 lemurs in a skin suit. No need to check for zippers either.
Watch Rory be bad at his job in North Riverdale Superhero.
Eva Egeghy (‘26)
vice president, intimacy coordinator (currently on leave)
Eva is the only Skit who knows what ILR stands for.
Watch Eva do [REDACTED] in Crack Professor.
VIOLET GOODING (‘25)
When Violet was eleven years old, she saw a half-costumed clown sitting alone on the night train from New York to New Jersey and playing Candy Crush for the whole two hour ride. She thinks about him daily.
Watch Violet play a morally ambiguous game show host in Real! Or! Plastic!.
Farhan Naqib (‘26)
Farhan cannot be given shiny objects under any circumstances. Oh god, who gave him those glasses? Someone take them away before he breaks them… Oh.