The 2025-2026 Skits

Lucy jones (‘26)

Lucy has committed crimes such as mischief and arson.

Watch Lucy hate women in GrammarShe.

viv yellen (‘27)

Viv is NOT related to Janet Yellen, please don’t ask.

Watch Viv fuck up CPR in Emergency Contact Situationship.

Sophie Basner (‘28)

Sophie hears laurel and not yanny. Doesn’t mind being cast as ‘hot girl’.

Rory Paltridge (‘26)

president

Rory is definitely NOT 4 lemurs in a skin suit. No need to check for zippers either.

Watch Rory be bad at his job in North Riverdale Superhero.

Eva Egeghy (‘26)

vice president, intimacy coordinator

Eva is the only Skit who knows what ILR stands for.

Watch Eva do [REDACTED] in Crack Professor.

Farhan Naqib (‘26)

Treasurer

Farhan cannot be given shiny objects under any circumstances. Oh god, who gave him those glasses? Someone take them away before he breaks them… Oh.