MEMBERS
The 26/27 Skits
viv yellen (‘27)
president
Some say Viv may be related to ex-Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen. Others dont.
Watch Viv fuck up CPR in Emergency Contact Situationship.
Sophie Basner (‘28)
Co-Vice president
Sophie Chestnut loves vegan caviar and all things smoke dog. Doesn’t mind being cast as “hot girl.”
Watch Sophie get really stressed about the yearbook in Most.
Harrison Kasundra (‘28)
CO-Vice president
Harrison thinks. Therefore, he is.
See Harrison moonlight as a manic monster in Vampire Rules!
Stephanie Polito (‘28)
Co-Vice president
Stephanie is named after the character from LazyTown. Also, she has a deep appreciation for an ant’s sense of community.
Watch Stephanie get bitches in I get mad bitches, doc! I swear!
Aarav Bavishi (‘29)
Treasurer
Aarav was a figment of your imagination. Maybe the real Aarav was the friends we made along the way
Evangeline Albrecht (‘29)
PR Chair
Evie enjoys comedy and RARARARAR oops sorry it’s a full moon. Anyways Evie likes to write sketches and she is from ARARRARARARA OH FUCK SHE CANT CONTROL IT ANYMORE ARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARARAR
Leah Condon (‘29)
PR Chair
Leah is an ex-kohls employee because she embezzled.
Sora Gavelis (‘28)
Sora cannot come up with any fish jokes at the moment. If anyone does, be sure to let minnow.
Farhan Naqib (‘26)
Farhan cannot be given shiny objects under any circumstances. Oh god, who gave him those glasses? Someone should take them away before he breaks them… Oh.
Watch Farhan play a disturbed child in CigDog